Don't do drugs.

9:01
woke up, went into bathroom, looked in mirror

I asked (myself):
"How are you?"

My response:
"I'm good...I feel pretty frickin' awesome when I see you...grrr..."

My response:
(pause) "...then I suppose I should ask...how were you? You know...before you saw me?"

My response:
"Oh, well...I was kind-of really tired and surprised that I didn't sleep through my several alarms and actually got out of bed instead of falling back asleep."

My response:
"Yeah...I'm impressed."

(end re-enactment...I don't know how to smoothly go from the voices in my head to my actual thoughts (yeah...they're different)...it's probably because I don't read books and don't write a lot...which is probably why I have bad grammar, have trouble thinking, use two many ellipses, never know witch 2 2 use and why I'm putting a lame explanation of what's going on in multiple parentheses...I actually don't think any of this is necessary, but the delete and backspace keys on my laptop have huge unbreakable crumbs stuck under them :-( so I just have to keep typing to explain the situation and you have too keep reading this...)

...

It has come to my attention that I asking someone...wait...that sounds weird...

It has come to my attention that Morgan Lee Kim ask-...not quite...

It has come to my attention that him...him who? ...hyuk! I hate myself..."it has come to my attention" blah blah

It has come to my attention that me asking someone "how are you?" is not appropriate for when I'm meeting and greeting them.

I'm pretty sure that when someone sees me for the first time in a while (or ever) that he/she is doing pretty frickin' awesome. I mean, come on...I'm pretty frickin' awesome...and if when I see me I feel pretty frickin' awesome, then the person who's seeing me ought to feel pretty frickin' awesome. Hence, for this reason, from this moment on (sort-of redundundant?...sorry, but bckspc & dlt bttns dn't wrk...and neither did any of my vowel keys for a second) I will no longer be asking "how are you" but rather "how were you?" And I will abso-frickin'-lutely be italicizing the tone of my voice when I say 'were.'

So...before reading this, how were you? And now? yup...I feel dumber to...and I two hate the word "frickin' "


DON'T DO DRUGS!