Avi (part I)

One night, a few days ago, I called up my good friend, Avi, and told him that I wanted to document a day in his life and feature him on my blog. Knowing that I have close to a google-and-a-half fans who read my blog DAILY and seeing an opportunity to get his name and face out there, Avi accepted my proposition before I could shout "SEA COWS AREN'T COWS AT ALL...THEY'RE MANATEES." I had to get up early the next morning to take the train from Port Chester to Harlem so I fed my fish and went to bed.

Here's some Aviography:
- Avi has a name given to girls and boys...like all three of mine.
- Avi is not a girl.
- Avi's full name is Aviad Batter Guter.
- Avi has a brother and two parents.
- Avi handles peer pressure well.
- Avi has aviophobia (fear of himself...and by himself I mean flying)
- Avi can not read analog clocks/watches.
- Avi graduated from Ohio State and Cornell simultaneously.
- Avi holds the North American record for longest laugh - 89.56 seconds (world record is held by Yukio Shimamoto of Japan with a time of 102.08 seconds)
- Avi claims to be separated from Kevin Bacon by only two degrees.
- Avi is allergic to lettuce and grass.
- Avi has played chess against Bobby Fisher and won.
- Avi is unable to wink.
- Avi's IQ is 216.
- Avi's EQ is 24.

The following is the photo featurette of Avi's day on April 7, 2007 with bad pictures and captions...actually it wasn't the whole day...more like two or seven or eight hours...he would not give me permission to document his date with Lisa.

I met Avi in a coffee shop...he needed a pick-me-up so he got decaf

This is a picture of the coffee I got

Avi gave me some Easter presents

Avi wanted me to take note that he was always thinking of me and that he shaved his head in the morning

Time for Avi to set up his date with Lisa

Off to our next destination...

Avi got right to work...first learning about sploshing...

...then about oral pleasures...he learned many new ways in which he could impress Lisa

Avi had never seen this type of reciprocating saw so he wanted to give it a try

This nice albino man was more than happy to be in the picture with Avi

Avi got thirsty from all that learning and bought some water (blurry blob on left)

Avi is very skilled and adventurous...so running down steps BACKWARDS is hardly a challenge for him

Walking backwards almost made Avi late

Avi is a size 10

Avi and I battled to see who could open widest...I won

Back at his apartment, Avi spent an hour showing me how fast he could move his mouse...I was not impressed and decided to go home

Avi tried to kiss me...and I let him...it was ok, but it bothered me that he didn't close his eyes...he was impressed with my kissing ability

(if the pics are all messed up then fuck it...also, there was no kissing)